All Of The (Quite Suspicious) Ways The Kardashians Are Axing Jordyn Woods From The Family

It’s day three of the latest Shakespearean Kardashian drama - where Jordyn Woods allegedly cheated with Tristan Thompson - and as we continue to play into Kris Jenner’s master plan, everyone is on tenterhooks waiting for the next cryptic clue as to how the family is responding. So far, there have been eight pieces to the puzzle, with one major clue into how Kylie Jenner and Jordyn's friendship is fairing courtesy of the Jordyn lip kit on Kylie Cosmetics. So you don’t have to stalk the liked tweets, Instagram follow counts and paparazzi videos, here they are for you…

The first peek into how Khloe Kardashian was coping came during a public appearance to the opening of a Pretty Little Thing shop in West Hollywood. Ignoring the paparazzi screams, she posed for carpet photos to which many on Twitter asked how she was able to face the public amidst such inner turmoil. ‘Would you prefer she lose the 💰 too?’ Kim Kardashian tweeted in reply, ‘A single mom has to work too boo! This was a professional commitment planned far in advance and you better believe she is not waiting on anyone to pay her bills or provide for her daughter. PERDIODT!!!’

Putting aside the fact that Khloe is a millionaire who can more than afford to skip a public appearance in light of the circumstances, we’ll move straight onto the second clue, her Instagram story. Posting a series of quotes reminiscent of a 14-year-old’s Tumblr (we’ve all been there, tbh), Khloe shared wisdom such as ‘the worst pain is getting hurt by a person you explained your pain to’ and ‘somebody needs to hear this… that betrayal was your blessing!!!’

Kylie too has given us an insight into her headspace via Instagram story. Despite Entertainment Tonight reporting that Jordyn has moved out of Kylie’s home and that she’s extremely shocked at the entire scandal, her video posing in the mirror in a leopard print tracksuit gives off an entirely unbothered vibe. The Queen of ambiguous messages, the woman hid an entire pregnancy from the world for 9 months so we’re pretty sure she can mask anything at this point.

Kim on the other hand has been far more savage in her less-than-cryptic responses online. Singing along to Brandy’s ‘Who Is She 2 U?’ and Nivea’s ‘Don’t Mess With My Man’ on Snapchat, Kim posted a longer-than-was-comfortable lip sync video with Malika Haqq, where she is seen singing ‘Who is she to you? / Don’t lie to me / Who is she to you? / My eyes can see / Something’s going on between you two / I think you better let me know / That’s fa sho’ before Malika takes over for 'Find your own man.’

On the opposite end of the subtly spectrum is Jordyn’s response, which she gave during a public appearance yesterday. Hosting a party for her false lash range with Eylure, she took the mic to thank her guests and said ‘Through everything that's been going on, you know it's been real, and Eylure has been super real.’ Does this mean she’s like… realising stuff?

Eylure being ‘super real’ to Jordon may be the only brand that’s keeping her bills paid though given that Good American have removed her modelling images from the site- unsurprisingly since it’s Khloe’s clothing brand. Plus, Kylie Cosmetics have slashed the price of the ‘Jordy’ lip kit. While everything else from the Kylie x Jordan Collection has remained full price, the velvet lip-kit inspired by Kylie’s best friend has reduced in price by 50% from $27 to $13.50. Of course, it says a lot that they’ve reduced the price as opposing to discontinuing the product altogether – is Kylie getting rid of the last remaining stock or profiting off the publicity?

It’s a question that’s indicative of the entire drama really. Are the Kardashian’s actually cutting Jordyn out of their family or profiting off the publicity that will bring many more viewers toKUWTK season 16?

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We’ll have to wait for the teary-eyed finale when Jordyn inevitably appears to find out.