Here we go again lads, it's the hottest day of the year. Yup, today Britain is set to be sweatier than Jamaica and the Maldives - get the rosé on ice now.
Temperatures are forecast to reach an overwhelming 33 degrees in parts of south-east England and The Met Office has warned us all to 'avoid overdoing it' while sunbathing. Aka, drinks lots of water, stay out of the midday sun, and lather on the factor 50. You know the drill.
But there are only so many cooling beauty products, breezy high street buys, sleep hacks, and coping mechanisms we can recommend before we offer our final piece of advice: laugh through the pain. With sweat dripping down your décolletage you might wonder how this is possible: memes, baby. The internet has you covered.
So, take shelter from the sun's sizzling rays and keep scrolling (beverage in hand) for some comic relief from the sticky streets and hayfever hell. Let's dive in.