This Fake Coachella Line-Up Is The Festival You’ve Always Dreamed Of Attending

The ghost of Lindsay Lohan? Where do we pre-order tickets?

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by Georgia Aspinall |
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One of the most hotly awaited festival line-ups of the year was announced yesterday, as Ariana Grande, Tame Impala and Childish Gambino were all confirmed to headline Coachella. While the reaction was mixed, there was one large consensus about the festival: the mock line-ups are better.

Fake line-ups for Coachella have become something of a yearly tradition, but this year one we can all get behind was created by journalist Jill Gutowitz, and includes everything we love from the cast of Ocean's 8 to Frances McDormand's Oscar.

Posting the line-up with the caption 'wait wtf should I go Coachella this year', Jill's mock line-up kept our Queen Ariana as a headliner, and replaced Tame Impala and Childish Gambino with Cate Blanchett and Blake Lively's Suits.

With reference to basically every pop culture highlight of 2018, the line-up is honestly everything we ever wish to see at a festival and would petition for if it wasn't taking the joke a bit too far.

And we're not the only ones obsessing over it, Lindsay Lohan herself has even chimed in on it, as 'the ghost of Lindsay Lohan' is featured right next to her ex Samantha Ronson on the line-up. Commenting a laughing face under Jill's Instagram face, she's clearly a fan of the reunion we've all been waiting for...

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©Jill Gutowitz Instagram

With over 60,000 likes and 15,000 retweets, the fake line-up is proving a popular contest for the actual line-up, which is so stacked with popular artists it's received a huge reaction online.

While everyone and their dog is extremely happy for Ariana, others are simply in sheer shock that Idris Elba is on there, seemingly only just realising he's a DJ and has been for years. With Black Pink making history as the first female K-Pop group featured on a Coachella line-up, Ariana isn't the only one breaking records- as she too is the youngest headliner ever of the two-weekend festival.

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