The Victoria's Secret runway show 2018 has landed, with stars such as Kendall Jenner, Gigi and Bella Hadid, Stella Maxwell, Winnie Harlow and Adriana Lima walking the runway in New York, Rita Ora, Bebe Rexha and the Chainsmokers performing, Yolanda Foster and The Weeknd watching and, well, a lot of inner thigh.
To take you through the weird and wonderful world of the Victoria's Secret looks, the pinks, the pants, the straps, the feathers, the huge angel wings, the tiny bras, the tinier knickers and the intensely sore-looking shoes, we've done a round-up gallery. Enjoy!
Victoria's Secret show 2018
1 of 26Rita Ora at the Victoria's Secret 2018 show
When you remember you're getting paid top whack to do a little sing-song next to some half-nude ladies
2 of 26Yolanda Foster and The Weeknd at the Victoria's Secret 2018 show
When you realise that you're at a lingerie show with your girlfriend's mum
3 of 26Candice Swanpoel at the Victoria's Secret 2018 show
When your swans get their period at the same time
4 of 26The Victoria's Secret 2018 show
When you just hope that dude isn't Robin Thicke
5 of 26Isilda Moreira
When you realise your clothes actually cover your pubic area
6 of 26Melie Tiacoh and Bebe Rexha
When your mum catches you nicking hair clips from Claire's Accessories then marches you back to the shop so you can give it all back, shouting to the entire shopping centre 'you're getting no sympathy from me!!!'
7 of 26Lameka Fox at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you prepare for a spot of scuba diving by undergoing torturous Chinese foot-binding so that your feet are more aqua-dynamic, or simply just fall off.
8 of 26Zuri Tibby at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you're here to observe proceedings because someone needs to warn future generations to never repeat the mistakes of the past
9 of 26Adriana Lima at the Victoria's Secret 2018 show
When they turned you into a fancy piece of cutlery and you feel so forking grateful
10 of 26Alanna Arrington at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you are a cloud of strawberry vape, bellowed from the lungs of a man who cosplays as Neo from The Matrix
11 of 26Taylor Hill, Jasmine Tookes, Elsa Hosk, and Adriana Lima at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you're just getting changed to get ready for bed and then the whole world sees you in your underwear
12 of 26Kendall Jenner at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you're a packet of shortbread
13 of 26Barbara Palvin at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you realise that Victoria's Secret doesn't try to sell the shoes from its shows
14 of 26The Struts at the Victoria's Secret 2018 show
When you have no idea why Chrissie Hynde turned up at a Victoria's Secret Show
15 of 26Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images
When you want to fly far, far away
16 of 26Lui Wen
When a Christmas light fell on you and you decided to style it out
17 of 26Gizele Oliveira
When there is a Western patriarchal obsession with women as unpure, untouched virginal angels
18 of 26Toni Garrn at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When the muppets come along for the ride
19 of 26Alexina Graham at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you've got swimming in the morning then an SNP rally with Nicola Sturgeon at noon
20 of 26Josephine Skriver at Victoria's Secret
When the cloakroom's full so you've got a rucksack on in the club
21 of 26Maia Cotton at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When the music video for The Pussycat Dolls' Don't Cha has a profound effect on your sartorial choices for the next 13 years.
22 of 26Nadine Leopold, Shanina Shaik, Herieth Paul, Barbara Fialho, Toni Garrn, and Aiden Curtiss at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you and all the girls all get the dress code memo and it reads 'intense, kaleidoscopic ocular migraine'
23 of 26Winnie Harlow at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you had to drop your pet flamingo at the zoo but want a memento
24 of 26Barbara Fialho at the Victoria's Secret fashion show
When you're on the D of E in the middle of summer and your sleeping bag stinks of damp midges so you have to waft it around to get the smell out
25 of 26Stella Maxwell at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you send the bat signal for Kristen Stewart to come and save you
26 of 26Aiden Curtiss at the Victoria's Secret show 2018
When you find out it's pronounced Edinbrrrr not Ed-in-burg