Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Get Engaged, Then Drink Each Other’s Blood

Supposedly.

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by Bonnie McLaren |
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In perhaps the least shocking celebrity news of all time, Machine. Gun Kelly has proposed to Megan Fox. And she said yes.

Obviously, for a couple who have previously been chained to each other (by nail art), and tattooed each other during a magazine interview, their proposal was not going to be normal. I regret to inform you that, after MGK popped the question in Puerto Rico., the couple decided to drink each other's blood. (Or at least, this is what they're telling people - they could be joking... But as MGK first introduced himself to Megan Fox by telling her 'I am weed' we cannot possibly be sure whether they're taking the piss.)

'In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree,' Megan wrote, accompanying a video of the moment on Instagram. 'We asked for magic. We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time.

'Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma. Somehow a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him. And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes.' Then Megan just casually drops the bombshell: '…and then we drank each other’s blood.'

Does anyone want to check in on them? See if they're OK? We know the past two years have been tough on everyone, but, really? Blood drinking?

MGK's post announcing the news was less slightly less wild, as he explained Megan's gorgeous two stone ring. 'i know tradition is one ring, but i designed it with Stephen Webster to be two: the emerald (her birth stone) and the diamond (my birth stone) set on two magnetic bands of thorns that draw together as two halves of the same soul forming the obscure heart that is our love.'

Anyway, it is a nice ring. And we're already grabbing our popcorn for what's bound to be the celebrity wedding of the century.

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