It might not have been the summer of love for everyone, but for four people, it certainly has been. You probably know who we're talking about: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, and Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. Without a doubt the horniest couples in Hollywood.
MGK and Megan Fox have been properly together since July 2020, after meeting earlier in the year on the set of indie thriller, Midnight In The Switchgrass. And after knowing each other for years and years as friends, Kourtney and Travis have been Instagram official since April. And haven't we known about it. Whether it's been sharing love notes on their social media, leaving suspicious emoji comments on each other's posts or posting loved-up selfies - both couples haven't exactly been discreet about their relationships and sex lives.
Travis and MGK are long time collaborators, hence why the group are friends. We kind of loved when both pairs made a red-carpet appearance at the VMAs, with that infamous shot of them all snogging in the bathroom. But now, the appeal was waned slightly. It all feels a bit too much. I'm sorry, don't call me a prude, but I just don't need to see their declarations of love everywhere, OK! (Call me bitter instead. I'm single, and I'm tired.)
Yesterday, GQ released a shoot and interview with MGK and Megan, which had some ridiculously sexy pictures of the pair posing with each other in next to nothing. And a pic of them snogging, obviously. The interview was also bizarre, as the interviewer was there while they were casually tattooing each other with the phrase 'the darkest fairytale'. (But then they both do sound like they're living on their own planet, as according to Megan their first meeting went, and I quote: 'I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, “You smell like weed.” He looked down at me and he was like, “I am weed.” Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb'.)
In Kravis news, also within the last 24 hours, Travis posted a video of him kissing Kourtney at Disneyland, captioned simply with: 'I want your skull.' Of course, instead of replying that this might be a bit weird/creepy, Kourtney simply responded with: 'I need your skull.'
Don't get me wrong, they are all beautiful, beautiful human beings. And somehow they look even more beautiful in their respective pairs. We're happy you're happy, but we don't need to see you snogging all over the internet, all the time! Look, we don't want them to split, but could we just get a small break from the PDA? Pretty please?
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