There are celebrities who announce things on the Internet - and then, there is Stephanie Pratt, who attacks her co-stars in Instagram captions.
The reality star basically revealed she was quitting the show earlier this week, when she slammed her brother, Spencer Pratt, his wife, Heidi Montag, and her former friend Audrina Patridge.
But now, responding to some of the comments - she has confirmed there’s no way she’s jetting back to LA for series two.
In response to a fan telling her ‘we need you in season 2,’ the formerMade In Chelseacontestant simply responded, ‘not a chance.’
As if it wasn’t obvious enough in her tirade earlier this week, she also said she was moving back to London where ‘evil siblings don’t exist.’
'Spencer often screamed that everyone hates me, is fake nice to me and to go back to London because no one wants me her,' she wrote in the original Instagram post. 'Omg and Heidi- I have no words for how evil you truly are- you had no choice to admit all of the lies you’ve been spewing about me was for a magazine cover.'
She continued to call Heidi a 'truly a hideous person,’ adding, ‘no wonder you don’t have 1 friend (your nanny doesn’t count- you pay her).'
The only nice thing she had to say was about Justin Bobby, who she said was her ‘rock’ the entire series. ‘You were my rock the entire series- I love you & thank you. PS: spoiler alert... we NEVER hooked up. Audrina is crazy,’ she added.
11 Lessons The Hills Taught Us About Life
1 of 111. If you're REALLY upset, you'll cry a mascara tear
Remember when housemates LC and Audrina's friendship drifted apart? Lauren was so upset, she'd cried a mascara tear that become the gif to end all gifs.
2 of 112. If You're A Bad Boyfriend, You're A Sucky Person
Trying to explain to your friend why her boyfriend is acting like grade A douche? Tell her he's a "sucky person". And normally these predictions turn out to be true. Because Spencer was essentially Satan, lest we forget.
3 of 113. Don't Be A Shady Person
If you're not just "sucky" but you also pretend to be nice, you're a "shady" person. Don't pretend to be someone you're not.
4 of 114. ALWAYS Go To Paris
When LC chose to spend her summer at the beach with her boyfriend Jason instead of going to Paris with Teen Vogue, she instantly regretted it. And Lisa Love didn't let her forget it.
5 of 115. It's OK To Trip
Remember when Whitney Port tripped up on live TV, for the Vogue Oscars segment on Good Morning America? It was the cringiest thing ever, but she handled it like a pro. Life lesson: don't be afraid to make mistakes and learn from them.
6 of 116. Everyone Needs A Friend Like Whitney
Girlfriend has some serious wisdom to dish out over those long chats in the Teen Vogue fashion cupboard. Like - don't waste your time being angry at people, and sometimes just make sacrifices for the good of yourself.
7 of 117. And Also Lo - Because, Real Talk!
She always grounded LC and was insanely blunt - sometimes you need that when you are over-agonising about boys and mates.
8 of 118. Never Choose A Guy Over A Friend
Look where it got Heidi. LC would NEVER ditch a mate for a douchebag boyfriend who was constantly mean to her.
9 of 119. Know What To Say When Your Friend Gets Dumped
Exhibit A: LC to Audrina when she was rid of Justin Bobby. "Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach". PREACH Lauren, preach.
10 of 1110.When A Friend Does Something Terrible, Don't Keep Them In Your Life
LC was brutal - she wanted to forgive and forget Heidi.
.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
11 of 1111. You Can Have Bad Taste In Men, But Still Dish Out Boy Advice
LC always seemed to date annoying perma-tanned bros with too white teeth, but she always seemed to know the right thing to say.