With The Great British Sewing Bee only airing weekly (we love you Joe Lycett btw), no Great British Bake Off on air and The Great Pottery Throw Down completed (you have completed it, right?) it can feel like the world is truly against you.
But don't hear, The Big Flower Fight is here and very, very watchable thanks to a group of wonderfully cast contestants, presenters Natasia Demetriou and Vic Reeves and head judge Kristen Griffith-VanderYacht.
If you've been pottering around on your balcony, chuffed that you've grown a few herbs, prepare to be HUGELY INTIMIDATED. The show sees the contestants battle off (in the way we've become accustomed in things that are Big, Great, British or Crafty) making incredible floral art.
From our new crushes Declan and Eoghan, to our wannabe BFFs Sarah and Jordan, here are the 10 contestants battling it out on the Netflix show - all available now.
The Big Flower Fight Contestants
1 of 10Ryan and Andrew
The cool guys at the Flower Fight Party that you want to befriend, Andrew Whittle and Ryan Lanji are London-based friends who are artists, first and foremost – but also manage to create floral wizardry.Follow them on Instagram @mslanji and @andrew.j.n.whittle
2 of 10Chanelle and Raymond
This pair are a multi-pronged threat – while Raymond has his own flower shop, Sunflowers Florist in south London, Chanelle has her own fashion line, INOIR.Follow them on Instagram @sunsflowersflorist and @chanchantalks
3 of 10Andi and Helen
Friends Andi and Helen are, like Yan and Henck, already kinda a big deal if you know your flower fights or floristry type stuff (we're not there with the lingo yet). Andi is head gardener for Yeo Valley and Helen has her own YouTube series, Candide Gardening.Follow them on Instagram @helentheplanthunter and @yeovalleyorganicgarden
4 of 10Ralph and Jim
The father and son team from Eastbourne are very cute – even before we even get into dad Ralph Kernott's straw hat… Ralph is a groundsman and his son is studying 3D design at college.Follow Jim on Instagram @thecreatorjim
5 of 10Declan and Eoghan
Did you think that a Netflix show about flower arranging was where you were going to get your next Irish crush once you've got over Connell's chain? No. But is it? Yes. Meet Eoghan Riordan Fernandez and Declan Cooney – landscape designers who met at University in Dublin. Follow Eoghan on Instagram at @sequiadesignandbuild
6 of 10Rachel and Delilah
Friends and co-workers at a Brooklyn florists that basically looks like something out of an Instagram dreamscape, called Rosehip Social.Follow them on Instagram @d.lylaaa and @rach.dutch
7 of 10Yan and Henck
Henck Röling and Yan Skates are lifelong friends that met at a flower market and are as creative with their outfits for the show as they are their displays. Yan is a certified master florist and fine artists who has even won a gold medal at the Chelsea Flower Show and created designs for the Ritx. So, a bit like Jamie Oliver rocking up on Bake Off, but we love themFollow them on Instagram @henckroling and @yanskates.
8 of 10Nick and Taylor
Nick describes himself as a plant coach and Taylor has her own interior plant styling business – they met on Instagram and are from New York.Follow them on Instagram @farmernicknycand @theplantydropper
9 of 10Monet and Stephanie
The youngest contestants in the show at just 19 and 21, Monet Martin and Stephanie Lovell met in floristry school and have a flower business together – they're adorable and proud of themselves at all times, which we love.Follow them on Instagram @monet_martin and @stephlovellflowers
10 of 10Sarah and Jordan
Trigger warning: if you're missing your best friend right now, watching Sarah and Jordan is TOUGH GOING. They are absolutely the best and have the truest hearts and as soon as they're finished on this show, we have full confidence they're going back to their home in a Disney film or something. The pair met when Sarah hired Jordan to work in her business, based in Baltimore.Follow them on Instagram @intrigue_designs and @thejordiejourney