What does 50 look like? When you were a child, maybe you imagined it as some twilight state, possibly involving an armchair, probably involving Horlicks and definitely involving cats. Bedtime would be 9.30pm, Zara would be a stranger and alcohol would be off-menu because it would interfere with your meds. Maybe a sherry at Christmas. Just the one.
That’s what I thought, anyway, until I hit 40 and realised how dumb I’d been. It’s one of the privileges of childhood that you can be hilariously wrong about things, and besides, no kid should be able to grasp what it means to be 50. Although these days, can anyone? You don’t need the anthropological aptitude of David Attenborough to deduce that 50 really doesn’t look like it used to. Thanks to a slew of apparently age-defying humans, 50 is less ‘the new 40’ than ‘the new 35’. Or even ‘the new 25’, if you consider Jennifer Lopez, who turns 50 this month looking as gorgeous now as she did a quarter of a century ago. Just as genetically blessed is Gwen Stefani, who will turn 50 in October, no doubt rocking a crop top just as magnificently as she always has. And then there’s Jennifer Aniston, whose ‘complete social media ban’ enforced on her 50th birthday celebrations in February didn’t preclude the odd leaked pic of her looking smokin’ in a tight black dress.
Which isn’t to suggest that ‘looking good at 50’ has to mean ‘looking good in the same body-conscious clothes that you wore 30 years ago’. (Although I don’t blame Elizabeth Hurley, 54, for plastering her Instagram account with pics of herself in a bikini: for one thing, she owns a beachwear range, and for another, if you had a bod like that at any age, you’d probably want to show it off.) Likewise, have work done if it makes you feel good (no judgement: judgement is sooo ageing) but the goal is to look like the best version of yourself, rather than one desperate to turn back the clock.
However, the real reason the new slew of ‘middle-aged’ women are so compelling is that they seem so comfortable with ageing and – crucially – are doing so on their own terms, as J-Lo shows. Ever since she rose from the Bronx to the A-list, Lopez has been unapologetic in the best kind of way. And while the road hasn’t always been smooth – one arrest (with her boyfriend P Diddy in 1999), one doomed engagement (to Ben Affleck in 2004 – mainly tragic because it killed stone dead the best portmanteau ever, Bennifer), two divorces (from Cris Judd in 2002 and Mare Anthony in 2014) and a cheating scandal (her current beau, Alex Rodriguez, was accused of infidelity earlier this year) – she has always lived life on her own terms. I mean, you’ve got to respect a woman whose 2000 appearance in a plunge-fronted Versace gown basically spawned the invention of Google Images. Currently happier and fitter-looking than she’s ever been (even P Diddy was moved to comment on one of her gym selfies), J-Lo makes 50 look fun.
Part of my fear of growing old, when I was a kid, was born out of the total and utter paucity of positive older female role models. Granted, there are still unsettling incidences of older women being shooed out of jobs on primetime TV – when Arlene Phillips left Strictly Come Dancing, some people cited ageism – but the situation isn’t nearly as bad as it used to be. Fiona Bruce, Kirsty Wark, Mariella Frostrup and Carol Vorderman are just some of the 50-plus women fronting TV shows, and it’s impossible to imagine that Newsnight’s Emily Maitlis or Good Morning Britain’s Susanna Reid, both 48, will be put out to pasture on their 50th birthdays.
Things may still be very far from perfect in Hollywood, but it has never been a better time to be an older actor. As Nicole Kidman, 51, said when she won a SAG award for Big Little Lies in 2018: ‘Twenty years ago, we were pretty washed up by this stage in our lives. That’s not the case now. We have proven [that] these actresses and so many more... are potent, powerful and viable. I just beg that the industry stays behind us, because our stories are finally being told.’ Slowly but surely, they are: witness films like Gloria Bell, the story of a divorcee who finds new love on the dance floor, starring Julianne Moore, 58. Or Late Night, a comedy about the comeback of a veteran TV talk-show host, in which Emma Thompson, 60, plays the lead role. And let’s not forget Second Act, which unpacked the notions of being judged too old and too uneducated through the story of a late 40-something woman reinventing herself. The star? The inimitable J-Lo.
Still, the fact that we still feel compelled to give a shout-out to any woman turning 50 who hasn’t degenerated into a dried-up, unemployable crone proves we have a way to go in achieving socio-economic parity. But as J-Lo illustrates, women 50 – and upwards – are working , dating , loving and living their best lives with a verve and aplomb that makes growing old seem the privilege it should be. What does 50 look like? The best answer is: anything you want it to
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