Do you remember when Gwyneth Paltrow released her This Smells Like My Vagina candle on Goop? Trick question: of course you do. Well, following the success of the candle which sold out (reportedly afterElton John bought a load in bulk{
Yep. Classic Gwyneth. We’re not even surprised anymore, to be honest.
It seems Gwyneth is more than happy with the candle, as she showed off the latest offering on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, telling the host it ‘might be more for you, to give to your wife’.
The big question is: what does it actually smell like? The ‘fitting follow-up to that candle’ is described on site as a ‘blend made with tart grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries blended with gunpowder tea and Turkish rose absolutes for a scent that's sexy, surprising, and wildly addictive’.
We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but unfortunately, if you were planning to order in the candle to spice up your bedroom (or kitchen, or living room) the candle is only available in the US for $75.
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