25 Of The Most Quotable Moments From Absolutely Fabulous

Patsy: 'What will you drink if you stop drinking?'

Eddie: 'I shall drink water... It's a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whiskey'

Eddie: 'I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, but it's me, me, me!'

Eddie: 'I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!'

Patsy: 'The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic'

Eddie: 'You've given up drinking before...'

Patsy: 'Worst eight hours of my life'

Saffy: 'I don't think they let people with drug convictions in'

Eddie: 'Darling, it's not a conviction'

Patsy: 'Just a firm belief!'

Eddie: 'Sweetie, what are you drinking?'

Patsy: 'Oh this? Chanel No. 5'

Patsy: 'I know what you're feeling, darling, but really, I don't even care'

Saffy: 'You've been getting dressed for three hours and you still look like a bloated citrus fruit'

Patsy: 'She's emaciated. Like her brain!'

Patsy: 'Are you mad? I've got nothing to wear on public transport!'

Eddie: 'In this body there is a thin person dying to get out'

Gran: 'Just the one, dear?'

Patsy: 'It's so long since I actually remember going to sleep instead of passing out'

Saffy: 'So what does a fashion director actually do?'

Eddie: 'Oh darling, she gets a 50% discount at Harvey Nichols'

Patsy: 'Whatever I choose is cool because I am cool'

Eddie: 'Cancel my aromatherapy, my psychotherapy, my reflexology, my osteopath, my homoeopath, my naturopath, my crystal reading, my shiatsu, my organic hairdresser. And see if I can be re-birthed next Thursday afternoon.'

Saffy: 'Where's Patsy?'

Eddie: 'She went into the shop with all the dried-up things'

Saffy: 'Well, she should feel at home, then'

Eddie: 'God, it's like living with a chronically depressed budgerigar, living with you!'

Patsy: 'I told her the only thing she looked good in was a body bag'

Saffy: 'I'm sorry Mum, but I've never seen what it is that you actually do'

Eddie: 'PR! I PR things. People. Places. Concepts.'

Patsy: 'Lulu!'

Eddie: 'If you're a bloody psychic psychologist how come I'm always having to phone you?'

Patsy: 'I decide what goes in the magazine. Y'know, one snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high that the world is your gynaecologist!'

Eddie: 'Why does everything you wear look like it's bearing a grudge, darling?'

Patsy: 'Oh, you little b*tch troll from hell!'

Edina: 'Would you like a bit of Bolly, sweetie?'Patsy: 'Just a smidge...'