You've done it. Of *course you have. If not sober, then definitely drunk. Everyone's had at least one little peek at the text messages you're not supposed to see. Here’s some more relationship no-nos that you definitely also do all of the time.
*Can also be filed under silly things you do when you’ve drunk all the wine.
Refusing to admit when you’re wrong
Giving in might make you the bigger person, but you’ve argued for the last 15 minutes that Oslo is the capital of Sweden so by gum it’s going to be, even if you have to move it there from Norway.
Going to sleep angry
Well, not sleep, but lying there with your eyes shut tight while you poke him ‘accidentally’ to stop him drifting off.
Picking fights in public
You had every intention of waiting until you got home but then you erm, forgot.
Hanging out with boys you'd get with in a heartbeat if you were single
Dangerous territory my friend, very very dangerous.
Making out in public
You’re so ‘not one of those couples’. Until you are.
Calling him 19 times at 2:30AM
One more ring and he’ll definitely answer. Any less than 20 and it doesn’t count as desperate.
Lying about how drunk you are when you get home
'Two drinks, baby. Honest.' falls face first through the front door
Also, lying about whether you stopped off at the kebab shop on the way home
‘I didn’t even have dinner. No wonder I feel so terrible.’ Funnily enough the chip box under your pillow tells a different story.
Saying ‘I’m Fine’
He’ll figure it out eventually. (He won't.)
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.