Sceptics say Valentine’s Day is a corporate marketing scheme with cynical capitalist’s goals. We say, it’s the one day of the year you can legit be totally loved up whether it’s with your long-term right swipe, your free and flirty single life or your best pals. Treat yourself, or you know someone you send late night DMs to, this V-Day with one of these non-shit gifts.
1. For The Well-Intentioned
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2. For The US Weekly Reader
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Personalised Super Couple Print, £17.95, Not On The High Street
3. For The ‘Clean’ Eater
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4. For The Hypebeast
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5. For The Reluctant Romantic
![](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/e8/d058d/4a2a2/0d4d6/0fd83/db936/4815d/ITolerateYou_640x640.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
I Tolerate You Belgian Chocolate Lollipop, £7.95, Not On The High Street
6. For The Perpetually Late
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7. For The Critic
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8. For The Roadman In Your Life
![](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/ba/1a258/47714/80437/53618/83ef5/6c6a7/roadmanbag_640x640.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
9. For The Instagram Addict
![](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/96/10c38/01621/11313/b1aa6/82aeb/5773f/Prynt_640x640.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Prynt UO Exclusive Pink Smartphone Photo Printer, £140, Urban Outfitters
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.