It's Father's Day on 19th June and you know what? Realistically, we're not going to get our dads anything. Nope, nothing at all.
Sounds a bit stingy doesn't it? And mighty selfish too. But it's true. In fact, if we put a card in the post, we'll think we've made, like, SOOOO much effort.
However...
What we are going to do instead, is something with our Dads.
Like where we're going with this?
If so, check out our super fun, super cool, super Dad-worthy things to do on Father's Day over the UK – if you, like us, know you'll never get round to personalising that beer mug...
Go to Taste of London
Ok, we know it'll be crowded. But your Dad's worth facing the masses for, right? Plus it involves A LOT of food and A LOT to drink. Which we're pretty certain he'll like – A LOT.
Highlights this year include Monica Galetti's live cooking demonstration, the gin bar and masterclass of Mr Fogg's Safari Camp, and pop-ups from the likes of Mr Todiwala's Kitchen (think Goan shrimp curry with organic goa rice), Theo Randall at The InterContinental (chargrilled fennel sausage with orzo and basil salad), SUSHISAMBA (drool over kobe bacon nigiri) and the 'Sloppy Joe' beef ragout in a brioche bun, courtesy of Duck & Waffle.
When: Weds 15th – Sun 19th June
Where: Regents Park, London
Go Climbing
Is your Dad fit and active? Think he might like a spot of rock climbing? Why not get him to join you on the National Trust's Outdoor Climbing 3-hour Adventure at Crag Lough?
It includes an introduction to movement skills, belaying and climbing calls, bouldering and also... learning how to tie a figure of eight knot, which is frankly knowledge we could do with... when we're setting up that tent at Glastonbury.
When: 25th June
Where: Hadrian's Wall and Housesteads Fort, Northumberland
Go Golfing In Dublin
You don't have to do it, but it might be nice to accompany your Dad whilst he does it. Portmarnock Golf Club in Dublin was voted the best golf course in Ireland in 2004, and is open to both members and non-members. Visitors have to have a certified handicap – but we're pretty certain your Dad has one of those already. If not, erm, you can enjoy the views...
Where: Portmarnock Golf Club, Golf Links Road, Portmarnock, Dublin
Have A Butchery Class At The Ginger Pig
Because Dads love to think they know everything about butchery (when we all know they might – just might – benefit from a little professional help...)
Where: The Ginger Pig
When: 25th June
Go On The Adnams Distillery Tour In Southwold
Find out how Adnams make their award-winning spirits from the Copper House Distillery in Southwold, overlooking the Lighthouse and the North Sea. It's only an hour long, and at £12 per person, it's a STEAL...
Where: Adnams Copper House Distillery, Southwold
When: 12th June
Scoff Afternoon Tea At Claridges
Because who can seriously say 'no' to English cucumber, buttermilk and chamomile on white bread, scones with Cornish clotted cream, and Blood orange and grapefruit marmalade macaroons, all washed down with a cuppa Claridge's Blend tea? Certainly not your Dad!
When: Whenever
Where: Claridges, W1, London
Have a laugh at the Comedy Store
There's one in Manchester AND in London, so no matter whether you live north or south, there's no excuse not to go on the weekend.
But before you panic all your weekends are booked up with festivals from now till September, know there are shows on on weekdays too – cos sometimes Dads need to laugh on a Tuesday.
When: Whenever
Where: London & Manchester
Go Fishing In The Bristol Channel
Is your Dad a keen fisherman? If so, what could be better than a day out on a 33-foot fishing boat, sailing around the Bristol Channel with you? Virgin Experience Days offer a 'Full Day Sea Fishing For Two', which includes a meet and greet with the skipper, demonstrations and advice on your rod, reel and bait, photographs AND you'll be able to take your fish home to cook at the end of the day.
What are you waiting for? (N.B. You have to be 16+ to go).
When: Selected dates throughout the year
Where: Penarth, Wales
Have the best Father's Day with your Dad, everrrrrr.