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You smell coffee as soon as you wake up
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This struggle.
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You think tea is for wimps.
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You imposed a ban of silence in your house until you've had your fist cup of the day. No-one can speak to you until you are adequately caffeinated.
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Your bank manager had words about how 30% of your wages are spent on takeaway cups of coffee. You argued it was a non-negotiable expense.
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You're a bit of a coffee bore, and constantly claim you were the first to discover the artisan cafe that opened in your neighbourhood.
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Your daily excuse for running late: "Sorry, the queue in Starbucks was a bitch"
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"Pro-caffeinating "is a thing.
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Your proudly share any news story claiming coffee is good for you. And ignore any saying it's not.
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You realised those heart palpitations and shaking hands are just coffee's way of reminding it OWNS YOU. But you still go back for more.
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You rarely partake in a coffee run - because you don't trust anyone to get it right.
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Baristas rolls their eyes when you enter a coffee shop - what, you're just REALLY specific with your order!
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You snort with disgust when you see someone buy a frappucino (although you have been known to buy one before when hungover).
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You will sometimes drink the gross instant coffee in the office kitchen out of sheer desperation.
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When you've got a headache, you think more coffee is the solution.