Today is National Black Cat day, a nod to the darker felines who find it 13% harder to find a home than those with lighter coloured fur. Is it because they show up less well on instagram? Hope not. But either way, we thought we'd celebrate today with some of Salem Spellman's best quotes because he is, after all, one of the most famous black cats out there. That one in *Hocus Pocus *being a close second, obviously.
A cat in a nightgown is always funny
A cat in a nightgown on a phone is always funny
We've all been here
We've all definitely been here
Confidence. Always, confidence.
Who hasn't said this to a Subway footlong?
You when you dress up as a sheep
Post Christmas. Post meal. Post anything, actually.
Didn't realise he spent quite so much time in a pink gown
Own it, Salem.
Again, own it, Salem.
Best. Pasttime. Ever.
Same.
Nothing worse than a rude pillow.
Us, every Monday morning.
Us, every morning after a big night out (on a school night)
He's even a fan of Jerry Maguire. What a cat.
And a bit of a perv. Oh.
Really strong hat game here.
Wow, ok. Erm. Sometimes quite sharp.
...But sometimes incredibly polite (the cat contains multitudes)
Absolute classic costume, there.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.