Life Lessons We’ve Learnt From BBC 3

Example: waving your willy around in front of film crews isn't the greatest of ideas.

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by Jess Commons |
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Oh deary dear me. Today, the Director General of the BBC is set to confirm rumours that BBC3 will go off the air and move online. We've got mixed feelings about this. Whilst it's true the channel has served up some absolute clangers over the years (Sex With Mum And Dad anyone?) it has also been there for us a lot over the years. Here's the life lessons we've learnt from BBC3.

Ralf Little is not a very convincing Sean Paul

But Sheridan Smith does do a very good job of reminding us why we were so glad that Facebook didn’t exist in the early Noughties.

Repeating catchphrases off TV is never as funny as seeing them on TV

No yerbutnobuts, you will eventually contribute to the TV show not being funny anymore.

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Being a funny sidekick will get you everywhere**

Including a 5 year stint presenting The Brits.

When it comes to a choice between snogging, marrying or avoiding, more make-up is always best

Disgraced Eastenders stars can totally redeem themselves

By making a documentary about how bad the exact thing they were caught doing is.

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Letting your boyfriend plan your wedding MIGHT leave you with a wedding dress that's less than desirable

Also, he might think it's a good idea to get married while jumping out of a plane.

Cherry Healey is the greatest big sister we never had

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Weirdly enough, spying on your kids isn't going to please them all that greatly

Although saying that; maybe waving a your willy around in front of a film crew isn't all that bright either...

** And finally, according to Danny Dyer, UFO's absolutely, resolutely DO exist. **

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** Follow Jess on Twitter @jesscommons**

This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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