Mary Berry’s Filthiest Quotes From Great British Bake Off

As Mary Berry too departs the fast sinking ship that once was the world's greatest TV show, we look back at her greatest innuendos.


by Jess Commons |
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So that's how it ends. That's how the whole thing comes to a soggy head. Mary Berry has joined Mel and Sue and the revolution and given Bake Off the old heave ho. The three women have banded together in the face of capitalism and stuck it to the man like the excellent people they are.

Paul Hollywood though, has opted to stay behind on Bake Off and a rake in the cash for at least the next three seasons. Nice work Paul.

In celebration of Mary, here's some of her best, and filthiest, utterings.

'Some of them have got a good forking'

Mary Berry on biscuits, 2015

'Fill your horns right to the bottom so you can enjoy the last mouthful'

Mary Berry on cream, 2015

'Oh no, you have some irregular-shaped balls'

Mary Berry, 2015

'He loves his buns'

Mary Berry on Paul Hollywood, 2015

'I worked my little fingers in'

Mary Berry on a contestant's creation 2015

'It's all in the wrist action'

Mary Berry on whisking, 2015

'Your crack is nice and moist'

Mary Berry on erm, crack, 2015

'I'll eat a bit of carpet'

Mary Berry on Candice's gingerbread pub, 2016

'Your lovely sausage'

Mary Berry on Mat's creation, 2012

'There is no such thing as too big. Not in my world.'

Mary Berry, 2014

'I like the idea of having some big ones'

Mary Berry on dough balls, 2014

'I've got the taste of nuts coming through'

Mary Berry on nuts, 2013

'It has got to gently trickle down'

Mary Berry on glaze, 2014

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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