Today we learned about a guy called Will Rebein. Will is a 22-year-old film student in New York who’s just made the film of the year. It’s called SPEIDI and i’s 138 minutes of clips of Heidi and Spencer Pratt cut together to create a real documentary that artfully narrates the downfall of one of reality TV’s most notorious couples.
It’s a pretty tough watch. In fact, you end up feeling spectacularly sorry for Heidi.
They give good narrative tension
Who can forget perhaps one of the most unexpectedly touching moments from The Hills, when Heidi, complete with brand new face, went to show the results of her plastic surgery to her lovely mum in that lovely house they owned in Colorado.
‘Are you telling me I don’t look good?’ Heidi struggles to say through her newly puffy lips. ‘Maybe you should rephrase the question,’ Mom replies.
None of The Hills cast will appear
Those bridges got burned a long old time ago. As Lauren said, ‘I want to forgive you. And I want to forget you,’ before becoming ‘the girl who turned down Paris’. But that’s another story.
Spencer’s actually a total douche
The years have been kind to Spencer’s reputation. Overriding memories of watching The Hills were that he was just kind of a loveable knob. Watching the clips back now, though? He’s a Machievellian sociopath.
Whether it’s forbidding Heidi from talking about Lauren or telling Heidi’s mum that Heidi doesn’t care about her any more, the man’s a terror. Maybe let’s wait until Heidi’s willing to do the Heidi Movie by herself.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.