If JK Rowling had written Harry Potter a decade or two later, a lot of things could have been different. Like, maybe Dudley would spend his time trolling Harry on Twitter. And Harry would hide out in deserted Airbnbs rather than putting up with living with him. And Hermione would be obsessed with clean eating - and making potions in her Nutribullet.
And then maybe, just maybe, on the weekends Hogwarts students would do yoga in microbreweries (#gettheglow) instead of just hanging out in The Three Broomsticks (#basic).
But alas, we digress. What we really came here to say is that some totally rad people in Austin actually celebrated Halloween (and the anniversary of Lily and James Potter’s death, obvs) with a Harry Potter themed yoga class. Yeah, we wish we’d been there too. If only the floo network hadn't been down this weekend...
According to Cosmopolitan each yogi got their own wand, and the class included doing a Whomping Willow (a tree pose). The script included devilishly good lines like 'Imagine you’re sitting on The Hogwart’s Express!' and - during a Warrior pose - 'Come on, Dumbledore’s Army!'
So move over, Quidditch. Because what absolute muggle wants to run around with a stick between their legs when they could be doing magic yoga instead?
Namaste, wizards.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.