The class of 2018 are here! This year's Great British Bake Off contestants have finally been unveiled by Channel Four (yes, one season in, it still feels strange that this televisual national treasure could be found anywhere other than the BBC, but that's a whole other story...) ahead of the series' launch next Tuesday, 28th August.
Among this year's cohort of 12 hopefuls are the usual Bake Off types: the kindly older lady with jazzy fashion sense, the baking dad, the well put-together twenty-somethings. Look at them, all wide-eyed, hopeful and eager to please, before they've experienced the crushing grief of being told by Paul Hollywood that their bake is 'actually a bit disappointing, like.' They even seem like they might laugh at Noel Fielding's stream-of-consciousness banter. Or at least pretend to.
Though it's of course impossible to know much about the contestants at this stage - other than the fact that they'll inevitably provide us with some generic office chat for Wednesday mornings to come - that hasn't stopped us from making some wild generalisations about what their future on the show will hold...
Who are this year's Great British Bake Off contestants?
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1 of 12Jon
Jon can certainly boast the most dramatic job title of this year's Bake Off cohort: he helps save lives working as a blood courier in Newport, Wales, and bakes for his wife and four kids as a way to unwind. Judging from his GBBO promo shot, he also loves a Hawaiian shirt and seems like a generally affable chap.Most likely to: Smile like an awkward dad when Noel Fielding tries to crack on with some blood-based 'comedy' riffs.
2 of 12Karen
Looking like a shoo-in for this year's charming older lady who we'd like to adopt as our mum is Karen, 60, who works as an in-store sampling assistant and was encouraged by her daughters to apply for the show. Plus, she says that she really got into baking when she lived in France, which opens up potential opportunities for bonding with fellow contestant Manon. Most likely to: Strike up a life long friendship with Sandi Toksvig.
3 of 12Imelda
33-year-old Imelda is a countryside recreation officer (doesn't that sound delightful?) from County Tyrone in Northern Ireland. She says that her mum – who taught her to bake – inspired her to give the Bake Off a go this year. Most likely to: Emerge from nowhere as a mid-season hot favourite out of the blue. We can just see the determination in her eyes.
4 of 12Antony
30-year-old banker Antony describes himself as the 'Bollywood baker,' which could also handily double up as the title for his own spin-off show, should he prove successful in the GBBO tent. He says he was once a singer 'in a two piece band,' which could provide us with some musical diversions, and appears to have very well-coiffed hair.Most likely to: Do some #spon for a boujee London grooming spot after leaving the show.
5 of 12Kim-Joy
Kim-Joy works as a mental health specialist in Leeds, and reckons that her international background (she was born in Belgium, has an English father and a Malaysian-Chinese mother) accounts for her eclectic baking style. Her favourite thing is bread. Same, Kim-Joy, same. Most likely to: Swap hair colouring tips with Noel Fielding. She's owning the purple dip dye thing.
6 of 12Terry
On paper, Terry sounds like the ultimate hipster parody. He has a Poirot-esque handlebar moustache. He has a microbrewery. He'll be bringing produce grown in his own allotment into the tent. But, wait – Terry is a 56-year-old former air steward slash prosthetic technician from the West Midlands! Most likely to: Temporarily appease the wrath of Paul Hollywood with an IPA-infused bake.
7 of 12Ruby
Ruby is another contestant that credits her mum with inspiring her love of baking. These days, she enjoys making cakes, pastries and 'boozy treats' for her friends. Judging from her Instagram account, she's quite the jet setter – and has really great hair. Most likely to: Win. We have a good feeling about this.
8 of 12Dan
36-year-old Dan is a full-time dad, who says he's taking part in the competition for 'selfish reasons': after looking after his kids for six years, he wants a little me time when his youngest starts school. Seems reasonable enough, Dan, go forth and bake.Most likely to: Be a hit with the mum crowd.
9 of 12Luke
Baker, civil servant, house and techno DJ: Luke is renaissance man for our times. He says he's been baking since he was 10, when he used to help his nan in the kitchen. He also loves to have music playing when he cooks which, given his avowed love of techno, has the potential to really change the ambience in the Bake Off tent. Most likely to: Attempt to explain the nuanced differences between trance, techno and EDM to Prue Leith.
10 of 12Manon
The youngest of this year's contestants is 26-year-old Manon, who was born and raised in Brittany, France but says she's been inspired to bake more since living in London – and since watching old series of GBBO with her friends Most likely to: Land a lucrative deal for a series of 'How To Bake Like A French Girl' cookbooks after charming the nation. And finally inspire us to get balayage.
11 of 12Rahul
Research scientist Rahul moved to the UK from India seven years ago. Now living in Doncaster, he describes his baking style as 'East meets West' and reckons that his job has made him more stringent with the details in the kitchen. Most likely to: Confuse Paul Hollywood with a Heston-esque multi-sensory showstopper involving dry ice.
12 of 12Briony
Full-time mum Briony honed her baking talent watching YouTube tutorials, and is now ready to take her skills offline in the Bake Off tent. And judging from her promo picture, she likes a botanical print, of which we also approve.Most likely to: Sign off her Showstopper pitch to the judges with 'Don't forget to hit like and let me know what you think down in the comments!'