In case you're not watching Big Brother (and I literally can't believe it if you aren't), last night, things got VERY SERIOUS INDEED.
Ex-model and journalist Jayne Connery was competing in a task that involved walking across a plank that was laid over a paddling pool. She was wearing a helmet, knee pads and elbow pads and yet still, she did not feel safe. 'My legs are like jelly.' She said before setting off on her mission. 'Why are my legs like jelly?'
Once on the plank, some dude started throwing sponges at her. Whether it was part of the challenge or he just didn't like her we're not sure.
Anyways, one sponge hit Jayne on her helmet causing her to topple into the water. That's when shit went down.
Once in the water, Jayne seemed to faint. And paddle. And then faint. Someone jumped into save her at which point she woke up screaming. 'It hit my throat!' whilst a coughing and a spluttering. The housemates freaked out, while the guy who threw the sponge looked on bemusedly.
Here is a picture of the sponge hitting Jayne FYI.
Jayne was taken to hospital and she is fine. But viewers are OUTRAGED IN THEIR THOUSANDS. Many are comparing her to Gillian McKeith who famously fainted in a dramatic fashion on I'm A Celebrity a few years back.
Even the Big Brother itself is having a lol on Jayne's behalf.
Then the housemates joined in. They made an effigy of Jayne out of a sponge to replace their fallen comrade.
Anyways, Jayne is back in the house now. And she seems fine.
In fact, she was twerking.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.