Yay Crufts week - our favourite week of the year! The dogs are obviously cute AF, and surely there’s going to be a viral video of one of the pups doing a shit on the perfectly laid out green in the middle of a run.
Big Crufts fans will remember reigning champion Devon, the West Highland terrier was on point last year with her white well-conditioned glossy coat and perfectly manicured nails (claws?).
In case you want to check out this year's offering, it's live on YouTube all day, and just to warn you, we've lost most of our Thursday morning on this bad boy.
We loved the 10 dogs dancing to music with their handlers (like Ashleigh and Pudsey BGT) in front of 3 judges. What more do we want on a Thursday morning?
We were also big fans of Sybil, who danced poetically with a beautiful burgundy satin cloth to Kate bush – Wuthering Heights or Woofering heights?
And then there was Lucky – a teeny tiny Chihuahua tottered around with a ball bigger than her with her head held high the whole way, she presented herself like Queen B.
Look at this beauty of an Afghan Hound, her golden locks flowing as she sits majestically next to her owner. Ok. That's it. We'll stop now...
There are 22,000 dogs, 195 best of breeds, 7 group winners but here can only one will be best in show....
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.