This Women Tweeted The Things Her Boyfriend Said In His Sleep And It’s Golden

Note to self: next time boyfriend talks in his sleep have Twitter at the ready

This Women Tweeted The Things Her Boyfriend Said In His Sleep And It's Golden

by Alyss Bowen |
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Caitlin from Wichita, Kansas has been tweeting her boyfriend's sleep talking and it’s the best thing we’ve seen all week. The man in question, know as Sir Lord Dick Pat (on Twitter, not IRL) has the weirdest dreams, ranging from tigers to bullets (what the f has he been watching before bed?!) and we’re using them to get us through Friday.


Yes, you talking again.

He’s probably dreaming about deep sea diving while on holiday in Barbados, sounds lush.

The fishy dream continues; things are getting intense

We assume he was inside a fish or octopus and then performed a surgery to get out of there

With a chainsaw, obviously…

Really don’t have a clue what’s going on right now

It’s okay guys, he got out

But he got stung by a weaver fish and had someone tried to pee on it

Is he eating a bullet? Maybe. Who knows

We agree, there never is enough nachos cheese

Now he wants tigers, we’ve gone from sea animals to land ones.

We’re not really sure who he’s calling a ‘whore’ here but having an apple doesn’t make you a whore so don’t listen to him

Okay we’re done. Sir Lord Dick Pat, go see a sleep therapist kthanksbye.

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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