At two years old we were busily concentrating on walking and trying not to poo ourselves. However, this toddler from Washington has different priorities it seems, as she casually stole $5000 from her dad's safe, stuffed it into her lunchbox before attempting to take it to nursery.
But why on earth would a two year old girl want $5000 dollars?
She replied ‘I want Zayn! I want to buy Zayn!’ in a video shot by her auntie Haya.
Me too hun, but sadly buying people is frowned upon and very illegal.
The ex- One Directioner found the whole thing amusing as he tweeted back
Her auntie told the Metro that the girl is a huge fan of Zayn Malik and was never fussed about the rest of the band.
You can't blame a girl for trying, eh?
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.