Ah, the mind maze of seeing someone new. Have you found yourself screenshoting texts that your could-be bae has sent you and sit analysing it for hours. What does he mean? Are we official now? Is he seeing someone else? Are we exclusive? Yup, we've all been there.
So of course there’s only one thing for it.
You screenshot the said cryptic messages and share them with your girls (AKA the FBI) via WhatsApp for further group investigation. And cue the obligatory Facebook stalk…
It can be as simple as a two-word response stating ‘I’m Fine’ - seems harmless right? Wrong. It’s enough to send us into Sherlock Holmes mode as we gather our troops for further linguistic analysis.
Because let’s face it, it could mean one of five things:
A. He’s not fine.
B. He’s in a mood.
C. You’ve been friend zoned.
D. He’s texting his ex.
E. Or maybe, he’s actually, well, fine… But probably not.
But now you won’t need to hire your squad to do your investigative work for you as there’s a website for that - the Tone Analyser. And it's the stuff of dreams.
Simple enter texts from your boss, boyfriend, the friend who’s bailed for the third Saturday night in a row, or your ex and find out what they really meant by that cryptic text.
The website will analyse everything from emails to messages in terms of emotional range, language and social tendencies, so you don’t have to. Those full stops? Find out what they really mean…
We couldn't wait to give the website a test run with some daily text conundrums.
That ‘I’m busy’ text…
Turns out there might be something wrong as it rates high in the 'sadness' category. Interesting.
That potential friend zone text…
You might be coming on too keen...
That questionable full stop usage
Turns out it can be more enthusiastic than you first thought...
Try it out for yourself here and you're guaranteed to never misinterpret a text again.
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