You know when you’re sitting at your desk and you think ‘God, I really could do with having a total stranger shake their tits in my face’, but you’re just feeling too lazy to actually go to a strip club? Don’t you just hate that? Well it’s a hardship no one needs to endure any more, because now there’s VirtuaGirl – the website that brings the gentleman’s club directly to your desktop. We know.
Two young and self-proclaimed sex-addicted engineers built the website, after feeling humiliated by the fact they had to scrimp money together to get a stripper to make a personal visit to their home. Instead, they thought, why not make a virtual stripper! VirtuaGirl was born: a website that allows you to watch a tiny naked women undress while groping herself and rubbing her private parts up against your desktop icons in the corner of your screen.
Bankers/businessmen/anyone who thinks it's a good idea to have a virtual girl gyrate around their Microsoft Outlook can download the VirtuaGirl software, pay some money for ‘credits’ and choose from 1,500 exotic dancers who'll appear direct on your desktop. She’ll then dance sexily for you at the bottom of your screen. The shows aren’t interactive so it’s pretty much like watching a really long (30 to 45 minutes) porn thumbnail, only in pretty high quality.
The technology behind the website has been around for 15 years, apparently. But surely this whole thing is outdated for about a million other reasons?
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.