Tiffany Trump’s Speech Was OK, But Let’s Not Forget Her Music Career

Will no heiress ever be able to beat Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind? As Tiffany Trump gives her inaugural speech at the RNC, let's take a look back at her foray into music.

Tiffany Trump's Speech Was OK, But Let's Not Forget Her Music Career

by Jess Commons |
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Tiffany Trump made her foray into politics with a speech about her dad at the Republican National Convention. But, what's the deal with Donald Trump's youngest daughter? Let's take a look.

Who is Tiffany Trump?

Tiffany ('Tiffers' as we like to call her) Ariana is Donald Trump's youngest daughter. She was born in in New York City to Donald (Donny) Trump and his ex-wife Marla Maples.

What age is Tiffany Trump?

She's 22. FFS.

How much is Tiffany Trump worth?

Over a billion dollars. Much like you were at 22. Before you gambled it all on ASOS and Sauvingnon Blanc.

What is Tiffany Trump's job?

Well. Tiffany is listed as the Vice President of Real Estate Development, Operations, Acquisitions, Management and Finance for the Trump Organisation. Which seems like it might involve a lengthy explanation if you made the mistake of meeting her in a bar and enquiring what she does. She also owns three of Donald Trump's buildings. Which is cool, because I own no buildings and will continue not to own any buildings until the end of time.

Also, she just graduated from college a few weeks ago.

What was Tiffany Trump's speech about?

So, Tiffany made a speech about her dad at the Repbulican National Convention. It was five minutes and fifteen seconds long and, unlike her stepmother Melania's speech, was not lifted from Michelle Obama's 2008 speech from the Democratic National Convention.

Actually, instead, it was an ode to Donald. Donald 'motivates me to work my hardest.' Tiffany said. 'He gives his all and does it well,' she continued before randomly mentioning her uncle that served in Vietnam and her great grandfather who served in World War 2.

'My father,' she continued, 'Is a natural born encourager. He is the last person who will ever tell you to lower your sights or give up your dream.'

Unless, of course, you are a Muslim and your dream is to live a happy life in the United States of America. But whatever, we're clutching at straws.

What is Tiffany Trump's song Like A Bird?

This my friends, is the crux of Tiffany Trump. The greatest example of privilege at it's worst. In 2011, a 17 year old Tiffany released a song. It was called* Like A Bird* and, unfortunately it wasn't a cover of Nelly Furtado's 2000 hit and was instead an auto-tuned nightmare featuring famous rap artists Sprite and Logic. Who don't seem to have done anything since.

It starts off sounding like DJ Sammy's Boys Of Summer but very quickly descends into something that makes Rebecca Black's Friday look like Johann Sebastian Bach's _Orchestral Suites No. 3. In 2011, s_he went on the Oprah show and said tha music was just a 'hobby' right now, she was going to decide whether or not to take it to the 'professional' level. Her priorites then were focussing on school. Luckily, school seems to have won out.* *

Does Tiffany Trump have a boyfriend?

Right so, interestingly, the dude Tiffany was dating at least up until 11 weeks ago according to her Instagram (fingers crossed they're still together) is a registered Democrat. And his name is Ross. Ross Mechanic. What a name.

Who is Tiffany Trump's mother?

Tiffany's mum is Marla Maples - a distant cousin to Heather Locklear (sure). She was married to Donald for six years. O.J. Simpson came to their wedding. Before Donald, Marla was an actress. She starred in what is possibly one of the greatest films of all time ever, Maximum Overdrive which is about what happens when all the electrical items in the world come alive. Imagine toasters attacking housewives and trucks taking hostages in a petrol station. It's so great. I can't even begin to make you understand how much you need to get drunk and watch it.

What is Tiffany Trump's Instagram?

It's @TiffanyTrump. She doesn't post as much as I would if I had her bonkers life though. Which might be something to do with the unbelievably hateful comments she gets on any picture she posts. Really guys, it's not nice.

What is Tiffany Trump's Twitter?

It's @Tiffanyatrump. She doesn't tweet much but again, when she does, there's lots of hate.

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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