29 Things Clumsy Girls Can Relate To

You're not allowed to wear white as you will spill coffee/bolognese on it

You could fall at any moment over your own feet

You're not allowed bottled beer because it will fizz over

A trip to the gym is like bring on Ninja Warrior - every time you visit, you find yourself in mild peril

The man at the dodgy phone shop knows you personally because you break your iPhone so much

You've put plasters on your phone as you've resided yourself to the fact that you'll only break it again if you get it fixed (currently two)

You have hit yourself in the face at least once. Once with a rounders bat during games

You find yourself walking into lamposts daily

Pavement cracks are a daily menace

Your attempts to "play it cool" with the person you fancy are often thwarted

People regularly shout "enjoy your trip" at you in the street.

You've had some hairy moments with escalators

And getting your arms stuck in the train door. Actually, public transport in general is a bit of a no go for you.

You had to keep the ugly green carpet in your flat because you're so bad at staining things.

You had a job as a waitress, and have dropped a fork/pot of coffee/entire stack of plates on someone's lap/in their eye.

Your colleagues refuse to let you do the tea run

Your desk is regularly decorated with whatever was in your mug

At weddings, people keep the bride away from you and your dangling glass of wine

You're so used to bumping into people, sometimes you say "sorry" without even needing to

Your parents advised you to bump up your holiday insurance premium 'just in case'

You spent a large portion of your childhood in a sling. Or bruised. Or running into other children

Your mum used to blame your clumsy nature on that fact your arms and legs were too long for your body. Now she knows the truth

You've lost count of things you've dropped in the toilet

When J-Law fell over at the Oscars, you saw yourself