A recent study has found that American's spend $350 million on costumes for their dogs and, even more bizarrely, there's now a growing market for sexy dog costumes. Yep. To put the sheer amount people are throwing at Marilyn Monroe outfits for their terriers in context, we in the UK spend around £330million on human halloween accoutrements. Sometimes you have to sit down and take stock at the way the world is going, but not before you check out our gallery of the most insane sexy dog costumes you can genuinely buy on the internet.
We feel so, so sorry for these poor little pooches. Not only are they forced into outfits against their will (their bodies, their choice!), but if you strap a kinky skirt onto a schnauzer, it's going to have no idea what the hell is going on. Except for the fact you've stuck something on it that is uncomfortable and now everyone at the party keeps pointing and laughing.
No wonder they look so upset.
Dog costumes
1 of 9Cupcake Princess Dog Costume
2 of 9Pop Queen Dog Costume
3 of 9Peacock Dog Costume
4 of 9Pop Sensation Dog Costume
5 of 9French Maid Dog Costume
6 of 950s Pink Doggie Dog's Costume
7 of 9Candy Girl Dog Costume
8 of 9Candy Corn Witch Dog Costume
9 of 9Lady Is a Tramp Dog Costume
Like this? You might also be interested in...
Legitimate Lady Gaga Outfits You Could Actually Wear For Halloween
The Halloween Costumes Which Are A Crime To Women Everywhere
A Few Things To Buy For Halloween That Won't Look Like Fancy Dress Afterwards
Follow Stevie on Twitter: @5tevieM
This article originally appeared on The Debrief.