Today is National Lazy Day, apparently. And while we're all for celebrating a get-up-and-go attitude, sometimes it's nice to remind ourselves it's OK to be a little bit lazy. Or make ourselves feel better about the fact we haven't cleaned our room in a week.
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You have at least four 'Snooze' button times on your iPhone.
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You're always the one that suggests takeaway, dinner out or in desperate times, a Greggs pasty (no disrespect to Greggs, it's delicious) when there's no food in the fridge.
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You have a 'floordrobe'
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You always do your make-up on the tube, train or bus. You ignore the funny looks because you're saving time, dammit.
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Facial wipes are your BFF.
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And dry shampoo. And 2-in-1 conditioner (yes you know it's not that good for your hair).
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You and your housemate/partner have daily arguments about who will get up and grab the remote. You normally toss a coin for it.
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When people ask you about your 'beauty regime', you lie. Because internally, you're thinking, 'does brushing your hair, applying deodorant and cleaning your teeth count'?
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You spend hours poring over wacky kitchen gadgets in the Lakeland catalogue and on the Home Shopping Channel - that egg slicer could save you HOURS.
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You would love a pair of shoes that would clean the floor at the same time.
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You've given up on many TV shows because you 'can't be bothered' to finish them. Bearing in mind this would involve simply sitting on the sofa.
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You may have eaten food out of it's original container or suggested paper plates to save on washing up.
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Even though it's five minutes away, you ALWAYS get the bus to the station. And home.
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You click on every article with 'hacks' in the title.
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Every day you pack your gym kit with intentions to go on your lunch break. Every day you return home with a clean gym kit in your bag,
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The hashtag #MondayMotivation would make you feel inadequate, if you could be bothered to click on it.
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Motivational quotes on Instagram make you feel a bit sick.
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You're grateful for the super-organized friend in your Whatsapp group that arranges every get-together. Otherwise you'd probably never go out or see people.
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You've suggested a 'nap time' area to the head of HR.
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You enjoy baths because of all the enforced lying down - if only they didn't take so much time to run.
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When your partner suggests an 'action-packed' holiday, you tell them the only action you want this summer is from the trashy beach read you'll be consuming from your sun lounger.
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You thought a Nutribullet was a great idea - just throw everything in and you've got a meal! You used it 3 times before you got bored of cleaning it.
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You have never taken the stairs. Never.
