Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have given a joint post-split interview on Jimmy Kimmel.
Miss Piggy said it's the usual 'boy' things that annoyed her: 'Putting the lid down, closing the fridge door, not doing the dishes while taking a bath in the sink. I know you like water, but I like it to be sanitary.'
Jimmy Kimmel commented that the break up of the Soviet Union didn't get as much coverage of their split, and they both replied 'rightly so.'
Kermit said of his new girlfriend Denise, 'She is not a public person. One of the heads of marketing with ABC.' As for her age Kermit say 'she's old enough let's just say that.'
Miss Piggy said 'excuse me while I zone out. I'd like to do something productive like play Candy Crush.' Watch their on-air squabbles in the video below...
Earlier we wrote...
First came the devastating news that long-term couple Kermit and Miss Piggy had split, now - less than a month on - we've learned that Kermy appears to have moved on to another muppet.
Despite their split, Kermit is still working alongside Miss Piggy on her talk show Up Late With Miss Piggy, which will feature in an upcoming new docu-series of the* The Muppets* on ABC.
And according to People, the sauve TV frog "has been spotted around town numerous times with a head of marketing at ABC named Denise." He clearly has a type judging by the pic [above] snapped of the flame-haired beauty on set.
A source told the mag: "She's always stopping by the set of Up Late."
And it doesn't end there: "He calls her his girlfriend," the source added.
Could it really be true?
We're gutted for Miss P, but it seems she may have a new romantic interest of her own - if Liam Hemsworth's first ever Instagram post in anything to go by.
"Spent Friday with the most beautiful girl in the world. Kermit, #SorryNotSorry" he captioned the post which sees him sharing lovingly into her eyes. Seems pretty conclusive to us.
Both Denise and Liam will feature in the new series, so we'll have to tune in to see how things unfold.
Earlier we wrote...
Bad news people, love has officially withered and died. Ben and Jen, Gwen and Gavin – and now Miss Piggy and Kermit have split. Is nothing sacred?! (Spoiler: no, nothing)
The stars of stage and screen dropped the bombshell news that they are breaking up during promotion for their new ABC mockumentary series, Up Late with Miss Piggy. Naturally, we have come into work in a black veil and are not taking calls.
Kermit revealed, ‘Piggy and I have gone our separate ways, romantically.’ In a post on her official Facebook page, Piggy added: ‘After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Kermit the Frog and moi have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship.
‘We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe.
‘However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter… unless we get the right offer. Thank you for your understanding.’ (Classic Piggy to sneak a plug in there).
Please respect our privacy at this most difficult of times.'