[Image: Interview]
Madonna has done it again. Just when the internet was fixed after Kim Kardashian broke it, Madge has pulled the plug on the world wide web with a provocative shoot for Interview magazine. The extremely 'up-front' pose got us thinking, just what were the inspirations behind a 56 year-old mother of four getting her nips out in the name of fashion? Here is our mood board of what must have been going through her mind. Well, what was going through ours, at least.
1. A comedy apron with moulded boobies on
Add that to the Christmas shopping list for your mum. And some sexy driving gloves.
2. Milking a cat
The structured peep-panel underwear has an air of 'dairy-extraction', but the pose is all feline
3. Suburban swingers on strewn sofa cushions
And the fact that we'll be having to sleep on a bed of sofa cushions in the lounge this Christmas because the rents have given our old bedroom to our nan.
4. Pasties as outerwear
If they're good enough for Cara Delevingne and Miley Cyrus, then they're good enough for Madge. Wait, those are not pasties?
5. The lack of support that bra is offering
And how well those chesticles are doing considering they're four years away from 60.
#freethenipple!