Ever felt like festive decorations are just too 'mainstream'? Is your house more 'bare walls' than 'deck the halls'? Then this hipster nativity set could be the way to modernise your Christmas game.
The scene comes complete with three (bearded, natch) wise men dressed in their finest hipster garms, riding segways and delivering their gold, frankinscense and myrhh in Amazon Prime boxes. You can get literally anything on there these days.
It also includes a sheep in a Christmas jumper and a solar-panelled stable, in which Joseph is taking a selfie with the baby Jesus and Mary is pouting, coffee in hand - she presumably needs the caffeine after a long, hard night of giving birth to the incarnation of God. So relatable. There's also a guy with earphones in watching something on his phone - 'soz Mary and Joe, but this cat vid is way more lols than your new baby.'
Available to buy in time for Christmas from the aptly named site 'Modern Nativity' (minimalist brand names are sooo zeitgeist), the scene will set you back a not totally purse-friendly $129.99. No Black Friday deals either unfortunately but you can't put a price on being the #interiorsgoals envy of your friends.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.