The most exciting news from the new Apple drop yesterday? That the next iOS update will have new emojis, obvs. We take a look at the ones that are going to become ubiquitous for you and your friends.
The Coffin
The new ‘happening’ way to say ‘I’m hungover to fuck’. Thus replacing the blue screaming face.
The Crab
‘I AM IN A BAD MOOD DON’T CROSS ME I WILL HURT YOU.’
The Table Setting
‘I’m hungry. Hurry the fuck up. I need to go and get food. Did I mention that I’m hungry?’
The Lion
A lion should theoretically be like the ‘pow’ fist. Like ‘YEAH NAILING IT, I’M SO POWERFUL’. This lion looks a bit ‘meh’ though. Probs gonna become the new awkward half-smile.
Cheese
People have been asking for this one for so long that click-wheel iPods were still a thing. Now it’s here, WTF are you meant to do with it? Too much hype, too much pressure, just quietly ignore it and focus on what you’ll do when they introduce an avocado one.
The Turkey
The new sasstastic sass-monger of the emoji world. ‘How are you feeling today?’ ‘Motherfucking majestic turkey, that’s what. Watch my wattle shake.’
The Chipmunk
Handy for when you want to reference late-noughties pop-grime artist Chipmunk.
The Robot
Code for ‘My iPad just tried to attack me. Stephen Hawking was right. iRobot is happening. Send help.’
The Detective
‘Sarah’s dating this new guy from work, he’s called Ja....’ ‘Say no more. I’m on the (Facebook stalking) case.’
Richard Ayoade
‘Richard Ayoade just walked in’. A niche offering from Emoji there, but thoughtful nonetheless.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.