In what is perhaps one of the weirdest treasure hunts we've heard of, LA guys (and renowned pickup artists) Simple Pickup were given $10k by Fleshlight to come up with a promo video for them - something that would capitilise on the guys' vast YouTube following. The guys used pretty much all their budget buying 200 fleshlights and hiding them around Los Angeles, drip-feeding people clues as to their whereabouts on their Facebook and Twitter feeds using the hashtag #FleshCash.
Simple Pickup aren't exactly known for their female-positive work, having made such videos as 'Massaging Random Hot Girls' and 'How To Pick Up Black Girls!' because, obviously, they're totally different to every other girl on the planet. Pickup artists are weird and sad. Anyway, for every 100,000 views of the #FleshCash promo video, they'll hide another fake rubber vag somewhere in the City of Angels.
There's been no winner announced yet, with one of the first clues appearing on instagram, vine, Facebook and Twitter because these guys sure know how to promote their social channels:
Oh and if you don't live in L.A then don't worry! You can still get a torch vagina if you enter their competition (see their Twitter for more details). While pickup artists aren't our thing, for anyone calling fleshlights gross or pervy (i.e. most people), have you ever seen a dildo before? This is exactly the same thing. Stop being mean to guys for wanting to wank with something a bit more interesting and vagina-like than their own hand - we've got bullets, dildos, vibrators and that terrifying circular ring thing with a fake tongue that rotates to simulate oral sex (OK while it's creepy don't say that wouldn't feel more awesome than your fingers) so let guys have a fake vag to bone OK?
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.