Express Yourself! Madonna To Pen Tell All Autobiography

Madonna says she wants to write a memoir – and we're overexcited just at the thought of the secrets she could spill about her crazy life. She’s previously published Sex, a coffee table book full of a erotic snaps and stuff, and an array of children's books, now she wants to pen her life story.

‘I'm sure I will one day,’ she told Jo Whiley on BBC Radio 2. ‘(My albums) are just one slice of my life. If I wrote my book that would be from start to finish and that's a whole lot of ground to cover. I’ve got so many tales to tell..’ she can say that again.

Considering Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and even Joey Essex have all released autobiographies - this is one book we seriously can't wait to get our hands on.

Highlights from Madge’s life story could of course include her colourful love life. Aged just 26, Madonna married actor Sean Penn. The couple split after four years following an incident in which Sean allegedly tied her to a chair for nine hours and attacked her. Seriously, what? Later came an 11-month fling with actor Warren Beatty, and then of course there is Guy Ritchie, the decade-younger director of Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels who she married at Scotland’s Skibo Castle, with Stella McCartney, Gwyneth Paltrow and Claudia Schiffer among the guests in 2000. He later described it as ‘stepping into a soap opera,’ but we’d love to hear Madge's side and find out what she really thought of English pubs, country walks in wellies and a roast dinner at Guy's pub the Punchbowl..

Madge could also tell the real story behind some compelling spat headlines – like her apparent clash with Gwyneth Paltrow over their mutual friendship with PT Tracy Anderson and an alleged feud with Demi Moore after she reportedly sided with Ashton Kutcher when the couple split.

And that’s just about 1% of Madge’s life right there.. there is so much more, some of which we probably don't even know about.. including secret flings and feuds galore.

‘I would tell stories that I felt were inspiring,’ Madge told Jo. ‘I'd tell the stories I felt were valuable to tell, that people could relate to. I'm a storyteller, that's what I think of myself as.’

Put pen to paper Madge, now!

Words: Sofia Zagzoule