You Can Now Order Your Own Donald Trump Troll Doll And It Looks Terrifying

It's also fairly NSFW...

Trump Is Getting Trolled (Literally)

by Siobhan Lawless |
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Chuck Williams might quite possibly be one of the most legendary people gracing this Earth. Why, who’s that you cry? Williams is a 56-year-old former Walter Disney sculptor, hailing from Wisconsin. Like the rest of the world, Williams was fed up AF with Trump trying to troll the internet into oblivion. So what does this mastermind do? Make a troll out of Trump too.

TRUMPTROLL

*Viola. *Now there’s another beauty…Standing nude and around 5 inches tall, its complete with a smartphone, held in teeny tiny hands and itty bitty fingers (ready to spurt Twitter venom). Donald Trump is yet to comment on Williams' masterpiece but our thoughts are it’s positively uncanny.

Originally Williams suggested making the doll was cathartic and a way of letting off some steam. He pointed out, ‘I sculpted him NSFW to make it clear that I sculpted the entire figure and did not simply sculpt a head on an existing toy body…And I wanted to be a bit insulting. Tiny hands you know.’ Oh we know Williams; we know…

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Williams' epic legacy by no means ends here though. The former sculptor never anticipated just how popular his creation would be. After sharing a photo of his pièce de résistance on Facebook, he was inundated with such an overwhelming number of people who wanted to swoop one up, Williams decided to crowdsource a campaign for the little troll’s production.

Williams first showcased his vinyl doll on Kickstarter last week and it has already exceeded its original goal of $38,000 thanks to well over a thousand backers (each doll only costs $25 a pop). In fact, Williams raised over an impressive $54,000 in one week. Now Williams has the funding he just needs to get these beauts rolling out. Hold tight US and worldwide backers, it's expected Trump and his tiny hands will reach you by the end of this year. Those who pledge the highest amounts will receive an even more generous set of 10 dolls with a limited edition resin casting.

Williams hit the jackpot when he says his depiction ‘seems to have brought a smile to all sides of the political spectrum’.

Until this delight reaches our living rooms we’ll be dutifully chanting, ‘Itsy Bitsy Trumpy trying to build a wall, the only problem is your hands are too small.’

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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