Periods… menses… the crimson wave; whatever you want to call it- that unslightly red smudge is coming for your most expensive undergarments as surely as Taylor Swift’s new album is climbing the American Billboard chart.
Popping to the shop to top up your tampax is easy enough, but menstruating discreetly hasn’t always come so easy. From sponges to plants to dirty wash clothes, we take you on a magical journey through the historical horrors of sanitary products past and present.
From the looks of things- we’ll be cuddling our packets of tampax with more gratitude in future.
Period Products
Red Tent
In biblical times menstruation was more than monthly cramps; it was a spiritual practice. The theory of close females syncing their cycles originated from the Red Tent Movement in Egypt. When Aunt Flo’s made her monthly visit, the women from the community would gather in the Red tent and basically hang out together until they stopped menstruating. Is it weird we think that a period party sounds kind of awesome?!?
3100-800 BC: Papyrus
The Ancient Egyptians invented disposable tampons from softened papyrus, a popular plant they also used to make paper with. It’s a novel idea but we don’t think the stinging nettles growing in our gardens would do the job wince.
800-100 BC: Lint
The Ancient Greeks used lint wrapped around a small piece of wood to make tampons. Innovative? Yes. But we can’t imagine it would be very comfortable….
19th Century: Black Underwear
In the wild West menstruation was something the cowboys couldn’t quite wrap their Stetson-clad heads around. Girls had to bleed into their knickers, but black knickers were seen as more discreet.
1870s: Reusable Menstrual Pads With Suspenders
Menstrual pads with suspenders became commercially available in Europe & the USA, and their use became more widespread.
1890s: Menstrual belts
Thanks to the menstrual belt, the cumbersome period products of 19th century females began to get smaller, giving women more of a fighting chance of concealing their time of the month if they wished to. But it was still worlds away from the modern tampon.
20th Century: On The Rag
Like most worn out expressions there’s an old wives' tale behind this candid phrase. War and depression took their toll in women in the 20th century, and as a result their periods were lighter, and started later. Women as a whole bled less so it was deemed prudent to stop buying sanitary protection and shove an old rag in their knickers to absorb the blood instead. Thrifty…
1920s: Disposable Pads
In 1921 disposable pad became more popular following WWI (Kotex pads were invented and marketed widely). The pads only began to sell well after women were allowed to deposit money in a box for them without speaking to a shop assistant. The Kotex pads were developed from wartime bandages which American nurses in France had started to use as menstrual pad.
1910: Menstrual Sponges
Menstrual sponges were (and still are) developed to absorb menstrual blood. We don’t really understand the physics behind it but we can’t stop picturing a phallic bulge forming around our crotches if we tried this one.
1930s: Tampons
In 1931 tampons became commercially available in the USA, and women’s handbags found their new best friend.
1937: Menstrual Cup
In 1937 the first menstrual cups came on the market. The cups are still available today although they've never gained the popularity of sanitary towels and tampons.
1970s: Self-Adhesive (Sticky) Pads
Womankind rejoiced when self-adhesive sanitary towels became available on the market. Menstrual products finally found gravity and you no longer had something gross floating around in your pants, ready to make a leap for it at any moment.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.