Gwyneth has done it again. Her annual gift guide for Goop has arrived and as expected, it makes your average line up of products look distinctly ordinary (and most-definitely very affordable...)
From 18ct gold dumbbells to a truffle slicer (yes, we all need one of those!) to a trp into space (almost) Gwyneth's gifts are a thing of wonder.
We've rounded up a few of most noteworthy items on the list below...
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A $42 Condom Dispenser
We're all into safe sex, but this definitely takes it to another level. Not quite sure who we'll be wrapping this up for... (Drake probably has one though).
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A $40 Truffle Slicer
We bet you've just been slicing your truffles with knives until now, haven't you? Well do not fear, there's no need once you've got this in your life.
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A $90,000 Trip Into Space - Almost
You and your family can be suspended 100,000ft above the surface of the earth in a hot air balloon for three days. For a casual $90,000. We recommend you don't give this gift to anyone who has a fear of heights.
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A $7,000 Heated Bench
So you don't 'freeze your butt off when you're sitting outside'. We reckon Drake probably has one of these, too.
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A $1,100 Water Filter Jug
We're now wondering if Gwyneth just managed to intercept Kanye West's Amazon Wish List?!
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A $46,000 Hermes Mah Jong Set
It has a waiting list. Enough said. We've had some pricey games of Monopoly in our lives, but this definitely takes it to a new level.
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$956 Toilet Paper
This better be very good toilet paper...
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A Pair Of $55,000 Headphones
Listen, I'm not coughing up for Spotify Premium, what makes you think I'll plump for these?
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A Pair Of $125,000 Solid Gold Dumbbells
Drake definitely has these. We're noticing a theme here.
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A $12,500 'Survival Kit'
We're hoping a Paltrow-sponsored 'survival kit' comes with organic quinoa, kale and nut milk purification system.
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A $244 Toothpaste Squeezer
Just to make sure there's no toothpaste left. Ever.