When it comes to birthdays, at our purest, we like to go for a little low-key dinner with our parents or a couple of mates or a significant other; whoever will foot the bill for us, really. At our worst, we like to surround ourselves with friends from all walks of life, listen to very loud music, dance until we can’t feel our legs and get inebriated to the point that we might even be hallucinating half of the things that are actually happening. And at our wildest, we might go paintballing or spend £250 on a spa day something. Anyway, whatever we do for our birthdays, they’re all pretty tame compared to the upcoming celebrations of 22-year-old Heidi Van Horny.
If the name didn’t give it away, Heidi is a porn star. For her 23rd birthday, she is going to celebrate by banging 23 men. The entire thing will be filmed; we almost understand that bit of it, we mean, if you’re going to go and have sex with 23 blokes in one day, you might as well film it for some bragging rights. Right? Wouldn’t it be awful if you went through all of that just for people to not believe you the next time you play a game of I Have Never?
The somewhat prolific newcomer to the industry – Canadian Heidi has filmed 10 movies in just one month – has requested for prospective co-stars online, and received more than 500 applicants. She’s now going through the applications and selecting her favourites. A bit like Tinder, really, except each man she selects will have to have a full STD test and Heidi will ‘want to impose my conditions’.
According to The Toronto Sun, Heidi told QMI Agency in an interview that she ‘didn’t really agree’ with having the men chosen at random. The production house behind the film, XXX AD4 Production, initially wrote on Facebook that they were ‘accepting everyone at the door’, but have since reneged on that promise, saying ‘This is not a gang-bang that we're doing, it's Heidi who will make the choice.’ Oh, boo.
And before we get TOO judgy, Heidi added: ‘It’s my body, I’m the one who will choose.’ Hmm.
This article originally appeared on The Debrief.