Beef Jerky ‘Broquets’ (As Oppose To Bouquets) Are A Thing For Guys. Sigh.

Or you could just CTFO and get your male friend some flowers

Beef Jerky 'Broquets' (As Oppose To Bouquets) Are A Thing For Guys. Sigh.

by Alyss Bowen |
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Bouquets aren’t just for us girls, and Say It With Beefare taking the concept to a whole new level. The broquet is centered around why the f don’t men ever get their male friends flowers? Maybe Paul from IT’s best bud, Aaron, was having an absolutely shit day. His cat died, he forgot his keys and someone ate his lunch - so what do you do? If that was my female friend I might buy them a bunch of lovely, but over-priced flowers. But what’s a guy to do?

Say It With Beef decided to utilise…well beef jerky…and create beef jerky broquets (eh funny pun eh) for men in need of a little pick me up, and the results are pretty weird. Take one look at that picture and tell me that doesn’t freak you out? Granted, whoever moulded the beef jerky into flowers is one very talented person, but oh my god no. Imagine the texture, all meaty and fleshy. Do you eat them? Or do they sit on your desk staring at you and going stale? The questions could go on.

The thing is, we love the idea of guys supporting each other and being good mates, instead of backing awaywhen things get tough because their masculinity might take a hit. But does it have to be with beef? Unless beef is your bag, and if so go ahead and Say It With Beef. But why does it have to be so gendered? Maybe your bro friend actually really likes flowers. Or maybe your favourite girl friend gets really bad hayfever but also loves beef jerky. Why can't she have some? So. Many. Questions. Incidentally, if really do want to get someone a bunch of beef flowers, you can either go for beef jerky roses, or daises for $35. Any takers?

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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