This Boy’s Drunk Emails To His Teacher Will Make You Feel Better About Every Text You’ve Ever Sent

How did he get away with this. Seriously. How?

This Boy’s Drunk Emails To His Teacher Will Make You Feel Better About Every Text You’ve Ever Sent

by Nell Frizzell |
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Drunkenly emailing my teacher and calling him ‘a motherfuckn g’ before telling him to ‘keep slaying boi’ is probably right up there on my list of things to do next to getting a bikini wax on the Northern Line, pushing ice cubes up my nose and sharing a toothbrush with Donald Trump. No thanks. Not in this lifetime.

And yet, that appears to be exactly what a student called Patrick Davidson seems to have done. What’s more, I think he got away with it too.

According to a post on Imgur by the user Antsped, this screenshot is from an actual email sent from an actual student and his actual professor.

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If I’d asked one of my tutors for an extension between typo-heavy drunken slurs about his baldness, bangin’ ability and how I’m really fucked rn I would bet fairly good money on not only being refused but also getting some sort of disciplinary action.

And yet, just look at the response he (apparently) got back:

Mr Martin, on behalf of us all at The Debrief I would just like to say: You are a hero. Good fuckn yard.

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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