Every time Zayn Malik (you know, the one with the hair and the soulful eyes from One Direction who isn't Harry Styles) debuts a new hairstyle, the world's population goes into overdrive. So it's not surprising that, when the band touched down at Heathrowa few days ago amid their On The Road Again tour, and Zayn was sporting the sort of hair that defies explanation, there was a lot of confusion.
Questions such as 'what has he done?' and 'what is it?' and 'is it that he's grown out another hairstyle? Is it even a hairstyle at all?' were on everyone's lips, so we decided to make it simple. When attempting to describe Zayn's current hair situation to another human being, feel free to use the following images to illustrate your point because, in these circumstances, words just don't cut it.
Zayn Maliks Hair
1 of 7Curtains
Obviously.
2 of 7Cress
Remember growing these when you were little? Well Zayn's growing them now. Out of his own head.
3 of 7A Fountain
Insert something about drinking from Zayn's fountain of love. Oh that sounds weird. Not in a weird way. In a metaphorical way.
4 of 7Mushroom
Remember the fungi joke? That was a good joke.
5 of 7Ben From A1
JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BAYBAY. Maybe Ben from briefly popular early noughties boy band A1 is Zayn's main influence (he isn't)
6 of 7A Long-Haired Dog
In a nice way. Goes well with his puppydog eyes, right?
7 of 7Mushroom Cloud
He's such a fun guy. A fungi. Mushroom. Fungi. It's a joke.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.