Here’s 15 Guys You’ve Absolutely Got Off With At Some Point

Apparently British women snog 15 guys before finding 'The One'. (Seriously? That’s it?) Here are your snogs in all their glory

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by Debrief Staff |
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The First One

Sloppy, toothy and probably behind the bike sheds. That glaring whitehead on his chin really upped the romance factor.

The Work Guy

Congrats – you’re now known in the office as a ‘bit of a goer’. He walks away unscathed. Unfair.

The One You Definitely Weren’t Supposed To

Your best mate’s ex? Nice one. Proud moment, that.

The Slightly Inappropriate One

Be it an older family friend or fourth cousin, either way there was definitely a sizeable ‘ick’ factor. No more family parties for a while.

The Pity Snog

Shoelaces untied, T-shirt a bit tight, but he seemed ever so eager. Meh. At least he had a good night.

The One You’ve Been Waiting For For AGES

Oh god, and it was perfect.

The Ex

Bit naughty really, also comes with the added bonus of two months of extra heartbreak.

The Dark Interesting One Who Was Probably A Bit Of A Knob

He didn’t really speak, but he looked pretty and mentioned something about being an artist. Shit snogger too.

Your Mate

Countless Jagerbombs and a rousing rendition of Phil Collins in your kitchen later, it somehow just sort of happened. Oops.

The Faceless One

He might have been wearing a red shirt? Or maybe it was brown. He definitely had a shirt on though. Maybe.

The Unrequited One

Perfect. Literally perfect. Apart from the fact he’s absolutely not into you. And you both know it.

The Unrequited One Part Two

He’s mentioned his undying love for you several times before, something you conveniently forget when you fancy a snog. Oops.

The Younger Guy

Sixth-form college doesn’t count as school, right? Ergh.

The Face Licker

Overactive tongues not welcome.

The One(?)

Yeah right, you’re not getting off that easy. Plenty more where the previous 14 came from. Happy snogging.

Main photograph: Rosie Kliskey

This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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