Hello Kitty celebrates her 40th birthday this year, but the old dame is showing no signs of slowing down just yet. Since her beginnings as a Japanese coin purse character way back in 1974, she’s popped up everywhere - including a fair few disturbing places you wouldn’t expect.
From tampons to sex toys, here are a few of the weirdest, most inappropriate and possibly helpful (look, tampons are always helpful) _Hello Kitt_y products ever. Just in case you were in the market.
Hello Kitty Paraphernalia
1 of 7Breastpump
Breast pumps can be more than just practical these days. We don’t really understand the logic to this one either but cats drink milk right?
2 of 7Nipple tassles
Shake your boobs in the weirdest way possible.
3 of 7Gravestone
To death do us part just isn’t good enough for some Hello Kitty fans.
4 of 7Butt plugs
So apparently the Hello Kitty fandom extends way beyond fourth base.
5 of 7Vibrators
Looking to take your love of cats to the extreme? Well some people are, which is presumably why this Hello Kitty vibrator exists.
6 of 7Condoms
Erm, cute cat condoms, anyone? We’re not entirely sure if the Hello Kitty motif extends beyond the wrapper; but we hope for Kitty’s innocence that it really doesn’t.
7 of 7Sanitary Towel
Nothing like having a picture of a cat person in your gusset to ease those period woes.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.