Further proof that Americans are all sorts of crazy, as a new poll emerges claiming that 58% of our friends from across the pond believe that being a young mum is best. Erm, right. We’re going to go out on a limb here and say that while this might suit some gals out there and while there are plenty of young ladies doing sterling work bringing up tomorrow’s generation, we’re not ready for babies any time soon. And if any of the below phrases sound like something you’ve said recently, then you’re probably on the same page as us. So reach for the condoms, lady, and hop on the childfree train. It’s probably best for everyone involved.
1. '8.10am: alarm; 8.20am: train. It’s a fine art.'
2. 'If we actually clean his litter tray, he’ll never learn to use the human toilet – right, guys?'
3. 'Whatever, the plant looks better in brown.'
4. 'Pasta? Whoa there cowboy, what have you been doing to afford such luxuries this month?'
5. 'Toothpaste? Nothing more than a payday treat my friend. In between, we use mouthwash.'
6. 'Ditto cotton wool instead of loo roll.'
7. 'Fixing broken things around the house? No problemo.'
8. 'When you say the government’s child tax credits reforms, did you really mean snacks?'
This article originally appeared on The Debrief.