If you managed to nab tickets to (let's face it) the biggest and bestest festival on the planet then WELL DONE YOU. I am super proud of you. And also super jealous. Enjoy Glastonbury. But don't come crying to me when you wake up in a tent with some boy called Rupert who is wearing nothing but a straw trilby hat and pair of Kanye shutter shade sunglasses to cover his teeny tiny willy.
For the rest of you, you'll still watch the whole thing, you'll just do it from the comfort of your own living room. Which, let's face it, has pros and it has cons. For instance... Pro: there is a clean loo less than fifteen seconds walk away and a fridge stocked with cold white wine. Con: you're watching 200,000 people have the time of their bloody lives and you're sat in your living room.
Either way, Glastonbury is great. The line-up's not finalised yet but here's what we know so far. Stage times to come closer to the date....
Is Rihanna going to be at Glastonbury?
Almost certainly not. Sorry.
Glastonbury 2016 line up
Muse
Adele
Coldplay
Foals
Beck
Jeff Lynne's ELO
LCD Soundsystem
PJ Harvey
ZZ Top
Disclosure
New Order
Earth, Wind & Fire
Ellie Goulding
The Last Shadow Puppets
Skepta
The 1975
Grimes
Annie Mac
Sigur Ros
Underworld
James Blake
The Syrian National Orchestra
Savages
FLoating Points
Laura Mvula
Stormzy
Art Garfunkel
Bring Me The Horizon
Santigold
Chvrches
Vince Staples
Daughter
Richard Hawley
The Lumineers
Gregory Porter
Ronnie Spector
Ezra Furman
M83
Kurt Vile
Mercury Rev
Jess Glynne
Madness
Wolf Alice
Baaba Maal
Ernest Ranglin
Bastille
Roisin Murphy
John Grant
Years & Years
Little Simz
Carl Cox
Nao
Fatboy Slim
Guy Garvey
Kamasi Washington
Jack Garratt
Cyndi Lauper
Explosions In The Sky
Aluna George
Bat For Lashes
Protoje
Two Door Cinema Club
Jake Bugg
Mac Demarco
Of Monsters And Men
Dua Lipa
Unknown Mortal Orchestra
Saint Etienne
Band Of Horses
Rokia Traore
Hinds
Blossoms
Lapsley
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.