According to a recent poll, 63% of punters won’t return to a festival where they had a bad toilet experience. According to YouGov’s Kyle Skeates, 'The recession-era festival goer is an occasional one who has high expectations for everything from cleanliness to parking facilities.' Because focusing on where you’re going to take a dump is the most important thing when it comes to having fun, right? Come on survey-taker-upset-with-festival toilets, it’s time to get real.
So… are you going to a festival this summer?
You’re right – the toilets probably aren’t going to be that great
But by the time you’ve fallen down twice
And accepted the grim reality of being permanently wet
You’ll realize there’s actually much worse things to be found than the shitty toilets
There’ll be douchebags like this
The parents who brought their kids along
People who insist on doing this silly thing
This girl
This guy will probably be there too
As will the people who don’t mind getting bonked on the head by these bouncy balls
People really into their fancy dress
People too drunk to find their tent
And those who insist on dancing like nobody’s watching
So in short, toilets are going to be the least of your worries.
This article originally appeared on The Debrief.