We all love dick pics, right? There's nothing more fun than an image of someone's junk popping up on your phone when you're trying to enjoy a nice evening of actual Netflix and actual honest-to-God chill.
Being interrupted by an image of another person's sausage is a privilege that we might well be enjoying even more of, thanks to the release of the iPhone 11. The phone seems to have a nigh-on magical quality to it. Specifically, making tubular objects look rather longer than they actually are.
Demonstrating this serendipitous ability, a man named William tweeted a picture of a banana. It's probably best that you look at the picture yourself to be honest.
Millions of dick pics are already flying around the internet, and if this optical illusion is the real deal, then there'll be even more.
This is the Tinder-guy equivalent of when someone takes a super flattering candid of you and you make it your profile picture on every platform you currently use, while considering trying to remember your MySpace password so you can put it there too.
And FYI, guys, we don't care how enormous your fancy new phone makes your junk look. If we want to see a picture of it, we'll ask. Otherwise snap away to your heart's content, but please, please don't send it to us. It does not make us want to sleep with you. It mostly makes us want to block you.
Also, while we're here, the average vagina is only around four inches deep, so making it look like it's a foot long really isn't going to get us dialling an Uber to your house.